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Yeah, America. With all your touchy-feely parenting, why can’t we give positive reinforcement to citizens?
Does that come with a cash prize? You know, you get a ticket for a bad thing, and you pay a fine. Get a ticket for a good thing, and the cop hands you a $50. They really should…
Allison Robertson of The Donnas posted this, so I sent her my number. We’ll see how this ends…
youscareme:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHahahahaahahAHaHAaAHahahaa..
ha
Until you realize the problem is with everyone else.
These are my girls. I love them so much…
Yup, that’s me in a nutshell.
Chris just has way too much time on his hands… LOL!!
One of my greatest achievements in life.
I’d rather be weird as fuck then be boring as hell.
Dear Future Girlfriend,
notestomyfuturegirlfriend:
You’re probably going to be the most beautiful girl I’ve ever laid eyes on… And I’m going to be all nervous and make a complete fool out of myself while attempting to woo you. I honestly can’t wait.
Love,
Me
